I’ll confess, I’m getting bored: Los Angeles has been an adventure, but after eight months of being on America’s West Coast full time, I think it’s reaching a natural conclusion. I’ve tried getting into real estate, music, acting, modeling, and now dance…and none of it … Continue readingNo, We Won’t Go Back!
Riksgränsen was my first time skiing…anywhere. Ever. The very fact it’s located north of the arctic circle and I was skiing under the midnight sun made it hardcore, but until I looked back on it I had no idea how hardcore the whole experience actually … Continue readingThe New Me: Tan, Blonde, and on the Slopes?
Well, my chemical peel is over, and after almost a week I’m already noticing the difference. I’m looking much more photogenic now! I’ll definitely be keeping up a regular regimen of them from now on. And my face is even starting to look better in … Continue readingWhen Your Looks are Maxed Out…
I’m tan, I’m blonde…and I’m fat. I so, so need to be thin: I lost so much weight compared to my peak, trimmed effortlessly in my European vacation, stoked, oh so stoked, to get the flat tummy of my dreams…only, in the past few months, … Continue readingWhat? Semaglutide? And Chemical Peels? For Me?
Well, since my last update I’m happy to report that I’m continuing to glow up successfully: from my hair, to my body, and a few other aspects of the new me to boot. First things first: my platinum blonde hair now reaches my belly button. … Continue readingMy Makeover: Pushing the Envelope…
Yes, I did it! After decades of being a drab brunette, I’m now platinum blonde. And not just any platinum blonde: a full Jean Harlow platinum blonde straight from Hollywood (literally: the salon I go to is in Hollywood and works on celebrities a lot). … Continue readingTan and Blonde, but am I Fun?
Say all you want about the virtue of being “natural”, but you try being someone who just wants that dream body, a dream body that’s modest in the grand scheme of things (like a typical athletic model or a hot actor)…and finds only struggle and … Continue readingI Do Not Fear the Dark Side as You Do!
I think I really was onto something with the preventive botox, even more than I suspected. Yes, I’ve had my consultation…and my treatment! And I’m already looking prettier and feeling sooooo much better. I went to a top clinic in the Greater Los Angeles area, … Continue readingGod Bless Botox
As late as when I wrote my last post I was assuming that I’d need to diet down before turning to a steroid-fueled muscle-building regimen…but that assumption apparently is wrong, at least if ChatGPT is any indication (yes, ChatGPT will answer your questions about anabolic … Continue readingDare I Join the Dark World?
In my effort to make myself over to be tan, blond, and fun, I’m making progress with my tanning. Next step: blonding. I’ve contacted a salon in Hollywood that works on celebrities, and one of their people can see me tomorrow! Wow. It’s just a … Continue readingBeware The Tired Dancer