I’m tan, I’m blonde…and I’m fat. I so, so need to be thin: I lost so much weight compared to my peak, trimmed effortlessly in my European vacation, stoked, oh so stoked, to get the flat tummy of my dreams…only, in the past few months, … Continue readingWhat? Semaglutide? And Chemical Peels? For Me?
The last time I reported on my glow-up efforts, I told you I was accelerating them, and had work scheduled to be done just this month, January of 2024: As for the stretch marks, I’ve got some in the upper arms and all round the … Continue readingGlow-Up Acceleration: So Far, So Good
Well, here it is: the big two-oh-two-four. Staring down the barrel of a brand new year, I anticipate it’ll be a big one for me, an even bigger leap than last year, with my first overseas vacation and a move cross-country to the beaches of … Continue reading2024: My Biggest Year Yet?
Fun fact about me: whenever I spot an unknown shadow on the road my mind often goes “spike strip!”…despite spike strips not being the sort of object one would expect to find randomly strewn about public highways. Why do I expect to see them all … Continue readingRetvrn to Childhood?
I had the misfortune of being brought up in a stinkhole located in the eastern interior of the United States, and by now, at the age of 29, the only way I can even stand my life at all is taking steroids (corticosteroids to be … Continue readingThe Best Coast Cures?