Well, my chemical peel is over, and after almost a week I’m already noticing the difference. I’m looking much more photogenic now! I’ll definitely be keeping up a regular regimen of them from now on. And my face is even starting to look better in … Continue readingWhen Your Looks are Maxed Out…
Well, since my last update I’m happy to report that I’m continuing to glow up successfully: from my hair, to my body, and a few other aspects of the new me to boot. First things first: my platinum blonde hair now reaches my belly button. … Continue readingMy Makeover: Pushing the Envelope…
Say all you want about the virtue of being “natural”, but you try being someone who just wants that dream body, a dream body that’s modest in the grand scheme of things (like a typical athletic model or a hot actor)…and finds only struggle and … Continue readingI Do Not Fear the Dark Side as You Do!
As late as when I wrote my last post I was assuming that I’d need to diet down before turning to a steroid-fueled muscle-building regimen…but that assumption apparently is wrong, at least if ChatGPT is any indication (yes, ChatGPT will answer your questions about anabolic … Continue readingDare I Join the Dark World?
In my effort to make myself over to be tan, blond, and fun, I’m making progress with my tanning. Next step: blonding. I’ve contacted a salon in Hollywood that works on celebrities, and one of their people can see me tomorrow! Wow. It’s just a … Continue readingBeware The Tired Dancer
The last time I reported on my glow-up efforts, I told you I was accelerating them, and had work scheduled to be done just this month, January of 2024: As for the stretch marks, I’ve got some in the upper arms and all round the … Continue readingGlow-Up Acceleration: So Far, So Good
Rarely is the question asked: why, in all the annals of “red pill” material you’ll find online, among all the influencers of masculinity, is it so rare to advise struggling men who aren’t naturals at being an alpha Chad or whatever to hire escorts and … Continue readingThe Real Red Pill?
I had the misfortune of being brought up in a stinkhole located in the eastern interior of the United States, and by now, at the age of 29, the only way I can even stand my life at all is taking steroids (corticosteroids to be … Continue readingThe Best Coast Cures?
There are times in my life when I can’t help but wonder if something’s wrong with me. I have one big week, going out and doing one big activity or event every day, and the only way I can get through it is taking cortisone! … Continue readingThe Dark Matter of Excellence
In my post “The Boon of Young Motherhood” I proposed a kind of generational division of labor: sex and babies for the young, career work for the old. After all, fundamentally you can work a job far later in life than you can have a … Continue readingToward a Generational Division of Labor?